Mythical Mischief Lover Mugs

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

The Cornucopia Trap

The Tooth Ferret

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

A child and his dog

Faust

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

God creates humans.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'What's my fortune then?!

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

A trap for Santa

Naughty Child

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'