Mythical Mischief Lover Gifts

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

The Cornucopia Trap

The Tooth Ferret

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Playing pig

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

A child and his dog

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Faust

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

God creates humans.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'What's my fortune then?!

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Pigeon Master

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

A trap for Santa

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'