Mischief Lover Gifts

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

"That was definitely mine."

PLEASE DO NOT

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Please tell me there's not a car attached to that tire.'

'That's a mixed bunch of poison ivy and deadly nightshade. Any message?'

Cat feeding parrot prunes above a fish tank

Cat with a mallet waiting for mouse to come out of one of 3 mouse holes.

'To hell with the consequences.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A child and his dog

"And mid-morning we have a lovely break for milk and gingerbread cookies."

A cat with a bandaged tail looking satisfied after sawing off the feet of a rocking chair

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

HOBGOBLIN RELIEF HOTLINE: "Have you looked under the sofa cushions? That's where they usually hide keys."

"I'm thinning the ice."

Cat Attitude

Faust

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'I'm being punished because I have no problem laughing at misfortune, as long as it isn't mine!'

"A 'mail-in' screening? Leave it to you to take all of the fun out of a colorectal exam."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Blowing up my ex..

The Unlucky Mechanic

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'...looks like the Triad Graffiti boys are at it again, sarge!'

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

Man parking badly on purpose with a 'I love trouble' sticker in his window

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