Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

"It's about your dog, Mrs Collins. He's snatched the clippers off me and..."

Schadenfreude greetings cards.

Product recall

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Goodbye Sam. Goodbye Abby. A special goodbye to you, Eddie.'

"Security! Nah, I jus got it to annoy my neighbours"

Restroom Practical Joke.

'did you learn anything new today?' 'Yeah, my teacher can read lips!'

'Can Jimmy come out and hack into teacher's pension fund?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

Noisy Neighbours

'He's at a very destructive age.'

'Bad kitties!'

Piano Removers.

"Do you want anything? I'm going out to buy some new things to knock off the table."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Radio controlled udders.

Tia Carmen tries to frighten a squirrel by spraying it with a hose, but it shoots the water back at her."

"We need to watch where we stick our nose, DON'T we."

'If I push speed-dial now, his phone should ring in his backswing...'

'The problem is that I can only fool one of them at a time.'

"Don't play hide-and-seek with me, Beverly! Because I always win!"

"I hope you have a good explanation."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Santa pauses at a 'Naughty List' house."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. IX - XII

Ralph's fancy fork work was no match for spots expert ballpointsmanship.

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."