Mischief Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's a living.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

I think we have mice.

Spotcheck: Big city crime comes to Midville.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Runaway Horse

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Backfire

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

Snow Devil

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'