Mischief Aficionado Gifts

Suspect Is Alarmed and Dangerous,

'Before you put all the blame on me, here's the kid I cheated off of...'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Backfire

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Snow Devil

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Resourceful toddler

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."