Mischief Fan Gifts

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Runaway Horse

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Backfire

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.