Mischief Fan Pillows

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Backfire

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.