Mischief Admirers Pillows

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

The DaVinci Code

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'You know too much,'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"That was definitely mine."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Elusive Shadow.

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

A child and his dog

"Here's your sweater back."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.