Mischief Admirers Pillows

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

The DaVinci Code

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'You know too much,'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Photobooth Photobomb

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Elusive Shadow.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

A child and his dog

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'