Mischief Lover Pillows

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

"That was definitely mine."

PLEASE DO NOT

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

'That's a mixed bunch of poison ivy and deadly nightshade. Any message?'

Cat feeding parrot prunes above a fish tank

'Please tell me there's not a car attached to that tire.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Cat with a mallet waiting for mouse to come out of one of 3 mouse holes.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'To hell with the consequences.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Blowing up my ex..

The Unlucky Mechanic

'I'm being punished because I have no problem laughing at misfortune, as long as it isn't mine!'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'...looks like the Triad Graffiti boys are at it again, sarge!'

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

Man parking badly on purpose with a 'I love trouble' sticker in his window

Evil Pusskins#8

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"A 'mail-in' screening? Leave it to you to take all of the fun out of a colorectal exam."

A cat with a bandaged tail looking satisfied after sawing off the feet of a rocking chair

"And mid-morning we have a lovely break for milk and gingerbread cookies."

A child and his dog

HOBGOBLIN RELIEF HOTLINE: "Have you looked under the sofa cushions? That's where they usually hide keys."

"I'm thinning the ice."

Cat Attitude

Faust

The Devil playing a prank on a woman dropping chips on her to attract Gulls.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

Mice stealing money from a cat moneybox.