Mystical Mischief Fan Pillows

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Tooth Ferret

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'What's my fortune then?!

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"There's something funny about those two."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

',,,'Sidekick' not a psychic'

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

"I should've never taught you to shake."

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

The Cornucopia Trap

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

Green Fairy

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

The Gods breathed life into the wrong one.

Fortune teller.

"Your best bet would be to stay in bed next year"

'Oh, how sweet! You're illegally downloading our song!'