Magic And Mischief Fan Pillows

Green Fairy

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Halloween health & safety.

Eye of Newt Helper

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Magical box of chocolates.

Rudolph Red Light District

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"There's something funny about those two."

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

'What the. . . don't tell me that you ate the frog that was sitting right there?'

"So...you drive stick."

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

White Rabbit in a Hat.

'You're not the only one who envies his ability.'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

No, dear, you didn

"My severance package was this magic lantern."