Magic And Mischief Fan Mugs

Green Fairy

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Halloween health & safety.

Eye of Newt Helper

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Magical box of chocolates.

"There's something funny about those two."

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

'What the. . . don't tell me that you ate the frog that was sitting right there?'

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"So...you drive stick."

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

White Rabbit in a Hat.

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

'He's falling behind again - I told you he'd bed trouble!'

'You're not the only one who envies his ability.'

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"