Mystical Mischief Fan Mugs

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Tooth Ferret

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Rudolph Red Light District

'What's my fortune then?!

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"There's something funny about those two."

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

',,,'Sidekick' not a psychic'

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

"I should've never taught you to shake."

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

The Cornucopia Trap

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

The Gods breathed life into the wrong one.

Green Fairy

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

I can never remember if I'm supposed to put heat on it, or ice it.

Fortune teller.

"Your best bet would be to stay in bed next year"