Fan Of Mischief Pillows

"There's something funny about those two."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Playing pig

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Halloween health & safety.

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

Rudolph Red Light District

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

No, dear, you didn

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

A bad idea...

Green Fairy

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"

"God, Maria, when are you going to learn to cook!"