Magic And Mischief Lover Pillows

Halloween health & safety.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Which one's yours?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"That was definitely mine."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"