Romantic Mischief Lovers Pillows

'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

The Tooth Ferret

A thief steals a heart

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Halloween health & safety.

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

"My husband's lost some interest...can you tattoo me into a giant remote control?"

'They have TWO trees!'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Who made this mess?"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

"Watch this!"

"Harry! You?"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

Flirtation

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

I got arrested for posting misinformation on the internet, I told a dating agency I was 6' 2".

HMS Pinafore

Rabbit ears

The Cornucopia Trap

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

"If your boyfriend hadn't posted you so many gifts, we would never had met."

"Fred, listen! Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."