Romantic Mischief Pillows

"Watch this!"

Flirtation

'I don't care what Daddy wrote to Mummy...it's not polite to ask teacher 'for a s**g'.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

The Tooth Ferret

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"There's something different about you."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

'They have TWO trees!'

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"My husband's lost some interest...can you tattoo me into a giant remote control?"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Who made this mess?"

Bride with a lasso.

"Harry! You?"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"I should've never taught you to shake."

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

I got arrested for posting misinformation on the internet, I told a dating agency I was 6' 2".

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

Those bubble wrap kids.

I'm a slimeball, but you knew that before we got married!