Romantic Mischief Gifts

"Watch this!"

Flirtation

Playboy Scouts of America: 'This is for dating three girls at once'.

'I don't care what Daddy wrote to Mummy...it's not polite to ask teacher 'for a s**g'.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

The Tooth Ferret

'Am I sexy yet?'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"There's something different about you."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My husband hates to exercise since it makes him sweat. How do I tell him to shape up? Thanks, SV. *Actual reader question. Haven't you read the scientific research, lady? Exercise is one of the worst things you can do for you body. It leads to pain, sweating, muscle ache, weight loss. On the other hand, research also shows the great health value of yelling at your husband and telling him he's a lazy wretch! The science is divided on the question. One of the great joys of b

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"My husband's lost some interest...can you tattoo me into a giant remote control?"

'They have TWO trees!'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Who made this mess?"

Bride with a lasso.

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

"Harry! You?"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

I got arrested for posting misinformation on the internet, I told a dating agency I was 6' 2".