Marital Mischief Lover Gifts

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

"Harry! You?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

The Tooth Ferret

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Halloween health & safety.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

'They have TWO trees!'

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"My husband's lost some interest...can you tattoo me into a giant remote control?"

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

"Who made this mess?"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

Bride with a lasso.

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Watch this!"

"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

I got arrested for posting misinformation on the internet, I told a dating agency I was 6' 2".

I'm a slimeball, but you knew that before we got married!

Flirtation

The Cornucopia Trap

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"