Marriage Mischief-maker Gifts

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"It's not for me, it's for my husband. I'm trying to find someone to run off with him."

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Backfire

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Bad dog."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Boy rolled into a snowball

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Snow Devil

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

Resourceful toddler

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'