Marriage Mischief Makers Gifts

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Bad dog."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Photobooth Photobomb

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"My dad ate my homework."

Doggie Bowl Drill

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

Hide and Seek

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers