Romantic Mischief Lovers Gifts

'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Playing pig

The Tooth Ferret

A thief steals a heart

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Halloween health & safety.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Pigeon Master

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

'They have TWO trees!'

"My husband's lost some interest...can you tattoo me into a giant remote control?"

"Who made this mess?"

"Watch this!"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Harry! You?"

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

HMS Pinafore

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

I got arrested for posting misinformation on the internet, I told a dating agency I was 6' 2".

Flirtation

Rabbit ears

The Cornucopia Trap

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

"If your boyfriend hadn't posted you so many gifts, we would never had met."

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

Petty thieves.