Romantic Mischief Seeker Pillows

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Fred, listen! Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Which one's yours?"

Playing pig

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

Cupid and parachutists.

Funnel of Love.

A child and his dog

The Tooth Ferret

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Faust

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball