Romantic Mischief Seeker T-Shirts

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Fred, listen! Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"That was definitely mine."

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

A child and his dog

Cupid and parachutists.

The Tooth Ferret

Bunny Hop Hug

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Perfect Match

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Faust