Romantic Mystery Seeker T-Shirts

Come on Scott, everyone knows you're secretly dating Jill. You're the only two in the office that don't flirt!

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

Sitting in a tree

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Baker Romance

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Cheating Death.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bigfoot tracks...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'