Romantic Adventure Seeker T-Shirts

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

You're gonna love this, little buddy. What? The company that makes the "Call of Duty" game licensed my life story. The game will be just like a first-person shooter

Lover's Leap and the tunnel of love.

Hoping for a little romance on his date with Cindy, Mike soon realized the pitfalls of dating a veterinarian's daughter.

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Barman In Love.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'