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Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'And now he gets letters dowsed with perfume, I suspect the postman.'

'I've been through all the men on the dating sites ... I need to see your male mug book.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

$1: Family Secrets

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'You've been killing files again.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Whodunits

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Science Applied to Art

Two men converse secretively

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

I don't trust that guy.

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

Stolen Crime Books.

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

'It looks fishy to me.'

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

Arthur Conan Doyle

When policewomen date.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

Detective with a magnifying glass.