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The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Wait, Petey... you see something glowing in there? What does it look like? Let's see... fireflies flow. Is that what it is...Uhh...nuclear powered fireflies?'

Arthur Conan Doyle

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Pheww...It smells like a brothel in here.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Paranormal A-Z...

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'You've been killing files again.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Missing Easter Egg

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Panama Papers Scandal

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Lost Property - Missing Head