Secrecy Sleuth T-Shirts

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Two men converse secretively

'Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Mayfield. I'm very partial to stoolies.'

wikileaks

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Clickbait

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Modern Godot

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Panama Papers Scandal

Pandora Papers

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."