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I don't trust that guy.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'I think he's got a fancy woman - someone's been darning his socks.'

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Paranormal A-Z...

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'You've been killing files again.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Modern Godot

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Panama Papers

'That damn racial scandal.'

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."