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I don't trust that guy.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'I think he's got a fancy woman - someone's been darning his socks.'

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'You've been killing files again.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

The Modern Godot

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Panama Papers Scandal