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How psychics keep out the riffraff...

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

$1: Family Secrets

'You've been killing files again.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Optician and the PI.

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Net Zero Superstitions

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Two men converse secretively

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Rational explanations

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Sherlock Holmes.

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Arthur Conan Doyle

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

'It looks fishy to me.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"I think it was done with mirrors."