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"It was a scam, but how was I to know..."

"There's something suspicious looking about this guy."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Experts through the ages.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Optician and the PI.

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Michel de Montaigne

'Who's your Daddy?'

"Thank you for not praying."

I don't trust that guy.

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

The Banana Crime

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Sherlock Holmes.

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.