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'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

Scarecrow.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

Superstitious Black Cat

"You're on kid. Break a string!"