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Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'I know you're lying - I can see right through you.'

Paranormal A-Z...

A boy acting suspiciously

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Spy Satellite

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Who's your Daddy?'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."