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Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'I know you're lying - I can see right through you.'

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Spy Satellite

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Net Zero Superstitions

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'Who's your Daddy?'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"