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"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

'Who's your Daddy?'

"If nature abhors a vacuum, why is the universe so full of it?"

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

"Who was first?"

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"So who is this First pet?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Newton's Law and Order.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Spy Satellite