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"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

'Who's your Daddy?'

"If nature abhors a vacuum, why is the universe so full of it?"

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

"Who was first?"

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"So who is this First pet?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Spy Satellite

Schrodingers cat at the vets