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"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'