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"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'You've been killing files again.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Spy Satellite

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?