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"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'You've been killing files again.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Spy Satellite

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."