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"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"So who is this First pet?"

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'You've been killing files again.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

The Modern Godot

Undercover Biophysicists