Information Sleuth Prints

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"So who is this First pet?"

Clickbait

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'You've been killing files again.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Undercover Biophysicists

The Modern Godot