Truth Sleuth Prints

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'You've been killing files again.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

GM Crops Genie.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

School of journalism and politics.

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'