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Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'You've been killing files again.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

School of journalism and politics.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'