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"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Careful! He knows computers."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"So who is this First pet?"

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'You've been killing files again.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists