Tech Sleuth T-Shirts

You're being watched.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"So who is this First pet?"

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

GM Crops Genie.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"