Cyber Sleuth T-Shirts

"I think there's more to cyber security than hiding your laptop under the bed."

"Next time you get a strange email with a paperclip, don't click on it!"

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."

"Meet the new head of security."

Web cams. Web scams

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"Mr Grimshaw, somebody's hacked into the office computer."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

"He says he''s working on some patches, exploits and vulnerabilities, but I know hacking when I see it."

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

"You're asking for some pretty detailed information. Have your hackers gotten more demanding?"

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Hackers & Co.: Gone Phishing.

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

'Mayday, mayday, we have lost control.'

'If you're concerned about privacy issues, put on some pants and close the windows.'

Gone Phishing

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"In all of my years investigating digital crime,this is the worst case of identity theft I've ever encountered!"

Site warns website users their personal details might have been compromised...

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"That's your explanation - Russian hackers?"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Spyware...what on earth is that?'

Computer Hackers Club

Click 'yes' and win a lifetime of emails, tests, phone call, scams and advertising!

"I think we've been hacked."

Cybercrime Olympics

"This hacking is getting out of control. Do we have any nude photos in the cloud?"

'Frank has been a victim of identity theft!'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"I'm exercising my right to be forgotten."