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'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"How do we know it's really grandma? Maybe it's someone who looks like her. It's called phishing."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."