Cyber Sleuths Pillows

'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"How do we know it's really grandma? Maybe it's someone who looks like her. It's called phishing."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

I'd rather be phishing.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

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