Cyberspace Sleuth Pillows

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"