Cyberspace Sleuth Pillows

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"