Online Sleuths Pillows

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

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"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'You've been killing files again.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I'd rather be phishing.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Secret Service Dogs