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Mulder and Scully.

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Spy Satellite

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?